Tally it up, cowboy. Another $500 donation just went through from my ex-David. Not to be confused with the current David from Toronto, who is my newest ex-David. In fact, if your name is David, I've probably dated you at some point or will enter into a doomed relationship with you in the future. This, of course, excludes my brother David who isn't my type, and my cousin David who is much too young for me. So, to all the Davids in the world -- thank you for your permanence in my orbit and for helping me Raise Malawi.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Tally it up, cowboy. Another $500 donation just went through from my ex-David. Not to be confused with the current David from Toronto, who is my newest ex-David. In fact, if your name is David, I've probably dated you at some point or will enter into a doomed relationship with you in the future. This, of course, excludes my brother David who isn't my type, and my cousin David who is much too young for me. So, to all the Davids in the world -- thank you for your permanence in my orbit and for helping me Raise Malawi.
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Re: pic
My penis is not that small; sadly my stomach is not that flat.
Toronto David xo
yeah, but you're still an idiot.
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